Tyrion Lannister: Still makes me more clever than you.” Game of Thrones, Season 3, Episode 1: “Valar Dohaeris” “ Cersei Lannister: You’re a clever man, but you’re not half as clever as you think you are. Samwell Tarly: And the thing about you that I find so interesting is absolutely nothing.” Game of Thrones, Season 2, Episode 10: “Valar Morghulis” The thing about her that I find so interesting is that after all that Craster’s done to her, she’s still got hope that life might get better.ĭolorous Edd:The thing about Gilly that you find so interesting is that she said six words to you. “ Samwell Tarly: If you step back and think about it, the thing about Gilly that’s so interesting is– Jaime Lannister: Has anyone ever told you you’re as boring as you are ugly?” Game of Thrones, Season 2, Episode 8: “The Prince of Winterfell” “ Jaime Lannister: Why do you hate me so much? Have I ever harmed you?īrienne of Tarth: You’ve harmed others, those you were sworn to protect, the weak, the innocent. Smart people don’t find themselves in places like this.” Game of Thrones, Season 2, Episode 5: “The Ghost of Harrenhal” What do you think they were like, the First Men?ĭolorous Edd:Stupid. Samwell Tarly: Thousands and thousands of years ago, the First Men stood here where we’re standing all through the long night. Before the Targaryens defeated the Andals, before the Andals took Westeros from the First Men.ĭolorous Edd:Before I die, please, stop talking. “ Samwell Tarly: The Fist of the First Men. Tyrion Lannister: What? Demon monkey?” Game of Thrones, Season 2, Episode 5: “The Ghost of Harrenhal” Tyrion Lannister: You have to admire his imagination. “ Rabble-rouser: A dancing king, prancing down his bloodstained halls to the tune of a twisted demon monkey. Gendry: How can someone so small be such a huge pain in my ass?” Game of Thrones, Season 2, Episode 2: “The Night Lands” No good’s ever come of their questions.Īrya Stark: No good’s ever come? Who asked questions before? Gendry: Well, I don’t care what any of them want. Gendry: You shouldn’t insult people that are bigger than you.Īrya Stark: Then I wouldn’t get to insult anyone. I’m denying its existence.” Game of Thrones, Season 2, Episode 2: “The Night Lands” Tyrion Lannister: I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos.
Janos Slynt: Are you drunk? I’ll not have my honor questioned by an Imp. Tyrion Lannister: The fool! He had no idea you were already bought. Grenn: I just wanted you to shut up about your damn blisters.” Game of Thrones, Season 2, Episode 1: “The North Remembers” I just realized, I don’t care.” Game of Thrones, Season 1, Episode 6: “A Golden Crown” Septa Mordane: I come from a very small village in… “ Sansa Stark: Where are you from anyway? The North or the South? He can’t even put a man’s armor on him properly.” Game of Thrones, Season 1, Episode 5: “The Wolf and the Lion” Did you know that? Look at this idiot! One ball and no brains. Robert Baratheon: Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat arse. “ Lancel Lannister: It’s made too small, Your Grace. Samwell Tarly: You didn’t know where to put it?” Game of Thrones, Season 1, Episode 4: “Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things” I was alone in a room with a naked girl, but… Some of the funniest quotes from Game of Thrones actually occur when one character is insulting another, especially since most of these insults are also quite clever. “ Sansa Stark: What do dragons eat, anyway?ĭaenerys Targaryen: Whatever they want.” Game of Thrones, Season 8, Episode 1: “Winterfell” The Best Funny Insults from Game of Thrones ” Game of Thrones, Season 6, Episode 2: “Home” “ Tyrion Lannister: Dragons do not do well in captivity. Everyone would do it if it were easy.” Game of Thrones, Season 3, Episode 10: “Mhysa”
“ Tyrion Lannister: It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Olenna Tyrell: A ridiculous arrangement, to my mind.” Game of Thrones, Season 3, Episode 4: “And Now His Watch Is Ended” We shower them with good sense, and it slides right off like rain off a wing.Ĭersei Lannister: And yet the world belongs to them. “ Olenna Tyrell: We mothers do what we can to keep our sons from the grave. I just want to stand on top of the Wall and piss off the edge of the world.” Game of Thrones, Season 1, Episode 2: “The Kings Road” Tyrion Lannister: And go celibate ? The whores would go begging from Dorne to Casterly Rock. “ Jaime Lannister: Tell me you’re not thinking of taking the black.
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